AISubs v3.7
Yabana, Takata, Diodo, Yubaru and Mijimura!
We've come to a place we're used to seeing again today.
This is...
a race venue!
A race venue?
- Yeah. - A race venue?
Are we doing a mini-game?
No, we're not.
Yubaru and I will be participating in this race.
- We'll be racing in this venue. - Okay.
It's called...
"Extremely Cute...
Superb...
Heart-shaped...
Nyan-nyan Moe Race"!
"Extremely Cute... Superb... Heart-shaped... Nyan- nyan Moe Race"!
- Wow! - Wow!
Wow!
- We're going to be hunting cats. - Yes!
- Deden-deden-deden... - Deden-deden-deden...
- We're going to hunt cats we want, right? - No!
- When we see cats... - Yes?
- they're not only cute... - Yes?
- but also have body colors... - Yes?
- and infinite possibilities. - Yes.
- Cats... - Yes.
- are unexpectedly brave. - Yes.
- They're also great at making videos. - Yes.
- They have more qualities... - Yes.
- than we thought. - Yes.
- I don't think there's anything wrong with them. - Yes.
- For those two cats... - Yes.
- we'd like you to do a race. - Yes.
- It's a race against a race... - Yes.
- and it's cute... - Yes.
- so for those watching YouTube... - Yes.
- we'd like you to tell us who you're least interested in. - Yes.
- Since we're doing it ourselves... - Yes.
- we asked you to prepare a course for us. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Could you prepare each one of them? - Yes.
- I don't want them to be messed up. - Yes.
- I want them to be left alone. - Yes, yes, yes.
- For those of you who watch our videos... - Yes.
- I think this is a hard one. - Yes.
- It's a genre. - It's a genre.
- It's a genre of children's songs. - Yes.
- Shibuya-san is flying today. - Yes.
- Huh? - I'm the only human in this song.
- Huh? - Oh my.
- There's a children's song too. - Yes.
- I'm going to eat you again. - Yes.
- I'm not sure if I can catch up... - Yes.
- but I'm sure I can catch up. - Yes.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- I'm going to say Toshimitsu. - Yes.
- I want to say Toshimitsu. - Yes.
- Toshimitsu is only in 4th place now. - Yes.
- Huh? - Oh my.
- The two of you are a little behind. - Yes.
- But you're in 1st place, right? - Yes.
- Even if we completely leave you behind... - Yes.
- you're in 1st place, right? - Yes.
- You can't touch her or anything like that... - Yes.
- but you can do whatever you want with her. - Yes.
- There's a penalty game for the loser... - Yes.
- You lose by 1/2. - Yes.
- The loser will have to raise a cat. - Yes.
- She won't know how you feel about the cat... - Yes.
- and you'll become a cat. - Huh?
- You went to a cat school for a week, right? - Yes.
- Oh, I forgot. - Did you go for a week?
- Of course I went for a week. - You went for a week.
Can we make it a week?
What? We said we'd do it for a week.
Can we do it for a week?
You guys are so full of shit.
Did you say a week?
If you say you'll do it for a week, we'll do it for a week.
You said it.
If you say a month, I'll take you back to Japan.
That's the only thing I'm gonna say.
I can't say it.
Cats sometimes become cats, and sometimes cats become cats.
Sometimes.
It's not just humans.
But sometimes they say, "Oh no, a cat is sleeping."
Oh no, a cat is sleeping.
- Is that how you set it up? - No, that's not how we set it up.
- Okay, you two, please bring your machines. - Machines...
- We're going to try it out. - We're going to try it out.
- Okay, let's get started with the second round. - Okay.
[Second Round]
Oh!
A new cat has joined in.
Oh, how cute.
Are you ready?
There is only one course ahead of you, so please skip it.
Ready, set, go!
I'm go!
Go!
Why me?
Kou-chan!
I'm here!
Shou-ran!
Are-chan!
What's up?
Are-chan, where are you going?
Are-chan!
Are you going over there?
Sorry, but can you speed up the video?
Wait a minute! The motor is not working.
I need tools to make it fun.
I'll give you a tip.
I'll spend my favorite rainy day with this.
Are-chan!
Let's go, Tora-chan!
Are-chan!
What's up?
Are-chan!
Are you okay?
I'm used to wishing in the front room.
It's my first time.
Wait a minute!
I'll use this item, too.
What's that?
It's Asano-go!
Asano-go is Tora-chan's favorite toy.
Are-chan!
I didn't say it.
You can't say it!
Five minutes have passed.
Five minutes?
Five minutes have passed.
Can I use the next item?
You're fast!
What's that?
Are-chan!
A plate?
It's a plate!
Wow!
It's not funny at all!
I'll add more rules.
If you can't call in 30 minutes, you'll be punished.
Wait a minute!
Can I say something?
Can we add another wall here?
Sure.
I think we have no choice but to go ahead.
Let's go over there.
We don't have much time, so let's move on to the next item.
I love this bottle cap.
I've seen it before.
I'm going to eat it.
I hope it's not a giraffe.
There are a lot of pets and giraffes.
I've never seen a place like that before.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Can I say one more thing?
Yes.
There is a theory that sounds are too scary.
I don't think it's a good idea to say that.
Can you make a sound?
I'll give you two a little hint.
There is a baby sleep timer over there.
If you leave it for 15 minutes, it will turn off on its own.
15 minutes!
Hurry up and stop!
Don't talk to me for 15 minutes!
What are you doing?
It's not the time for that.
It stopped!
Now, the bedtime timer will start.
Is something really wrong with this?
I don't think it has anything to do with it.
I think it's easier to react to sounds.
I can't help it.
I was going to say it until the end, but I have no choice but to say the last one.
The last one.
It's the first one.
I'm going to use the last one.
What will it be?
This one!
It's a chewing gum.
Of course!
Aru-chan, chew it.
Kanta, can you eat it?
He's eating it!
I'm going to use my last resort.
Look!
I'm going to chew it!
I'm going to eat it in one bite.
He's getting closer!
You have 20 minutes.
He's getting closer!
Aru-chan, this way.
Aru-chan, where are you going?
He's coming!
I've prepared a second challenge for you.
Please enter the course diagonally.
Is it okay?
There's a domino in front of you.
Before that, I'd like you to make a white line.
If you can break through the domino without hitting it, you win.
Wait a minute.
He's back!
Aru-chan, you can chew it.
He's eating it.
You can eat it with your own hands.
Aru-chan, come here.
He's not moving.
Is the challenge given to you?
Yes, it's given to me!
Aru-chan.
You always say that.
Did you hit it?
Please go back.
You can leave the domino as it is.
It's a little dangerous.
Aru-chan.
That's not good.
Are you coming back?
Why are you back here?
Are you calm now?
Do you like narrow place?
Let's go!
Why are you back here?
Oh! There is one more thing!
It's a laser light!
What's up?
He feels something!
He is scared of something and ran away!
We are good friends and we are evacuating now.
Come on!
Who is the leader of this plan?
It's a clever plan!
I want to go home now!
30 seconds left!
This is it!
10 seconds left!
9...8...7...
7...6...
5...4...3...
2...1...
It's free!
Wait a minute!
Please wait a minute.
It's free!
Thank you very much.
It's a recharge game.
Please bring your money.
[Quarantine]
Thank you for your hard work.
You must have been really tired.
You look like a pimp.
There are three obstacles this time.
Three of you will go to the second floor?
I haven't seen it at the shop yet.
Yes, that is the domino.
The last gimmick is...
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm a cat, so I have no choice.
Is this what we're doing?
Well, that's what it is.
Mr. Toshimitsu has been working so hard that he's been crouching in this position all the time.
I've already become a large class and I've already done it.
I took off my belt and did it.
When I saw it, I was going to say it, but I thought I'd just leave it alone.
Those cats didn't do anything wrong.
No, of course not.
If you ask me who was wrong, it's Mr. Toshimitsu and me.
Well, you two pushed me with this story.
Well, it's all wrong.
It's all wrong.
Not only humans are wrong, but also this environment.
Except for cats, everyone is wrong.
Well, that's it.
We were afraid of cats' vigilance.
If you think about it, of course, we're scared of cats running around in places we don't know.
I'm scared.
Cats didn't do anything wrong, but their awareness is international.
Stado-chan!
By the way, since you've already become a large class this time, you two can go home and have fun.
I see.
See you later.
See you.
Three days.
Well, you two can go home and feel responsible for it.
If you do that, you'll be criminals.
It's over.
Thank you for your hard work.
Toshi-san, I'm sorry for not saying hello to you before you leave.
This is the third gate.
You've gotten rounder.
You've gotten smaller.
You think you're a big cat.
Let's go home.
Thank you for your hard work!